Jokes about Bračani, part IV

Reason #84: just when you thought there weren’t any more jokes to be proud or embarrassed about…

Two Bračani stood on the pier and dared one another:

“We’ll both jump in and whoever comes up for air first is buying dinner.”

They both drowned.

Source: Marjan U., via his mom ;)

Jokes about Bračani, part III

Reason #49: even more jokes to be proud or embarrassed about

A Bračanin is on his death bed.

Bračanin: Woman, are you there?
Wife: I’m here, I’m here.
Bračanin: Are the kids here, too?
Wife: They’re here.
Bračanin: Then why the hell is the light in the kitchen still on?!

I’m totally with him on this one :D

Jokes about Bračani, part I

Reason #37: take pride in (or be embarrassed about) hearing jokes at the expense of your Bračka stinginess

People of Brač (Bračani) are infamous for their stinginess and are the butt of many jokes on the subject. Here’s one:

“In the Winter, when it gets cold on the island, all the people in the village huddle up around a candle, to keep warm.

And when it gets really, really cold… they even light the candle.”

:)

PS Growing up I used to make fun of my mom for being stingy, but now I notice myself that I think twice before I light that proverbial candle. It’s in the DNA, I guess.