Reason #49: even more jokes to be proud or embarrassed about
A Bračanin is on his death bed.
Bračanin: Woman, are you there?
Wife: I’m here, I’m here.
Bračanin: Are the kids here, too?
Wife: They’re here.
Bračanin: Then why the hell is the light in the kitchen still on?!
I’m totally with him on this one :D